Dear Sirs:
Firstly, let it be noted that I sincerely appreciate the way that you perform repairs and general upkeep on things that are and relate to our roads. However, as I was waiting at a red light at a crowded intersection this afternoon around lunch time, I noticed that the light was not just red, but that it was blinking red, which led me to assume that something was amiss. I found that it was doing so because it had been apparently decided that lunch time was the best time to work on that particular traffic light.
Needless to say, people were upset.
I humbly request an either/or solution to this issue. Why don't you,
A) Maybe think about working on that light at another time during the day when there are fewer people on the road, or
B) Allow me to punch you in the face. Your collective face.
Your concerned friend and loving companion,
AC
20 hours ago
3 comments:
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I would also like some Hoodia.
Dear no hassle loans,
Though you think my thriving readership of, like, twelve needs to know about your peddled wares, I can assure you that they do not.
Please choke on your cash advances and diet pills.
Lovingly yours,
AC
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