Professor (during a small off-topic conversation during class): What type of flowers can you get a girl when you go on a date?
Classmate 1: Roses?
Professor: Good. What else?
Classmate 2: Tulips?
Professor: Excellent. Anyone else have an idea?
Me: Carnations?
Professor: (Insert, in my opinion, excessive laughter here) What are you? Cheap?
Me: (Flushed)
8 hours ago
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