Monday, February 12, 2007

Complainy Monday

1) Blogger just forced me into switching to the NEW Blogger as opposed to just keeping the old blogger. The biggest difference so far seems to be that instead of being able to log in with the name analystcatalyst, I must now log in with the email address analystcatalyst@gmail.com (please do not write me there unless you like that fact that I will likely not get back to you until the next time I check that address, which will likely be around the same time as the next ice age). I think that this is a genius tactic on Blogger's part because it has taken my login, which was already long to begin with, and made it longer. Because if there's one thing that makes a consumer happy, it's providing the SAME SERVICES UNDER SLIGHTLY MORE DIFFICULT CIRCUMSTANCES.

2) The door that leads to the stairwell on my floor was, for a short time, repeatedly opened and slammed shut, and the handle was repeatedly turned with great force. Based on this evidence, I can only conclude that my company was providing an outreach on door-opening to the unfortunate people of the community who, for whatever reason, never learned how to open a door. Failing this, my only other theory is that mentally-handicapped rhesus monkeys have been let loose in the afore-mentioned stairwell.


While I'm on the topic of rhesus monkeys, please remember that:

6 comments:

Red Riding Hood said...

Sorry that you've had a tough day AC. Don't let the monkey's get you down.

Thany said...

Uh-oh...sounds like SOMEone is suffering from a case of the Mondays!

aurelia said...
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aurelia said...

did u know that monkies live on uranus?

The Spider What Loves to Eat Monkeys Almost as Much as it does AC's Blood said...

Mmmm...rhesus...

superaustin said...

Complainy Thursday.

You're slacking off, AC. Bring on the funny!