Monday, May 07, 2007

College Memory

Professor (during a small off-topic conversation during class): What type of flowers can you get a girl when you go on a date?

Classmate 1: Roses?

Professor: Good. What else?

Classmate 2: Tulips?

Professor: Excellent. Anyone else have an idea?

Me: Carnations?

Professor: (Insert, in my opinion, excessive laughter here) What are you? Cheap?

Me: (Flushed)

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