Me: All right, guys, I'll drive home. Why don't you guys just take a little nap?
He: Wuh? We only live like twenty minutes away!
Me: I was hoping you would fall asleep, and I would then take us to Vegas. You know, as opposed to going to work tomorrow.
He: I don't know, AC; that might get us the bad kind of unemployed.
Me: I think even the bad kind of unemployed might be nice.
He: As opposed to the good kind?
6 hours ago