Wednesday, November 15, 2006

A Hypothetical

Let's say that I theoretically work for an energy company. Now, let's theoretically say that my boss gave everyone in the department tiny fridges for their cubicles last Christmas.

Now let's say that higher ups are making us take home any "extraneous electrical devices" for fear of running out of electricity on our floors. Theoretical electricity, that is.

Now, is this, in and of itself, theoretically funny to anyone else, or am I just a weirdo?


beloved said...

Very funny theoretically; in reality it would be just another proof that we are all guinea pigs in someone's enormous experiment (what will they do if we give them mini-fridges then tell them to take theme home for a reason only an imbecile would buy?)
Now WEIRD is the fact that you have an ad for toilet and shower partitions...

Analyst Catalyst said...

In my defense, I don't ever know what the ads are going to be about, although I never cease to be amazed at how far away they are from being what I write about.