(Scene: A Man in a bowler hat and his wife with a tiny umbrella walk down the Las Vegas Strip)
Man: What a lovely day for a constitutional!
(Enter: a nefarious Penguin)
Penguin: Good day, goody two! Do you like steak?
Man: Do I!
Penguin: Would you like to see a free show?
Wife: Does the pope expunge his bowels in the woods?
Penguin: (With nasty, nefarious maleficence) Then just hop on this bus! It will take you to a vacation-ownership presentation that will take no more than one hour and one half!
Man: Bully! Capital idea!
(Scene: Man in bowler hat and Wife with tiny umbrella are seated in a room with other presently happy couples. Sitting with Man and Wife is Imperial Penguin.)
Man: Now I understand this presentation will take no more than one hour and one half.
Imperial Penguin: Absolutely. This meeting will take no longer than one hour and one half. I assume you are already owners?
Man and Wife: (Blinking, in unison) Sorry, no. We sort of assumed us not being owners was what you were looking for when the other penguin got us from off of the street. Har Har!
Imperial Penguin: Absolutely. This meeting will absolutely take longer than one hour and one half.
Wife: But! You just said...
Imperial Penguin: I just said this meeting will absolutely take longer than one hour and one half.
Man: But! Before that...
Imperial Penguin: (Glances at waterfall in corner; water starts flowing backwards) QUACK! QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!
Man and Wife: (Run towards door.)
(Scene: Man in bowler hat and Wife with tiny umbrella are seated at a restaurant.)
Wife: I am surprised that the Hawaiian Tropics Zone's waitresses are clad merely in swimsuits.
Man: (Removes bowler hat to reveal a daisy growing out of his bald head) As am I, my dear Wife; as am I.
21 hours ago