First, let it be known that I am approaching my 200th post. In honor of this, I have decided to give away some free schwag.
So, to the first person who comments on my 200th post, I will be giving a free, one of a kind, analyst catalyst t-shirt for your, probably, sleeping comfort. All I will need from you is your size and address.
I will not be announcing which post is my 200th, however, so y'all can either count 'em up, or else just comment madly until I say that one of you has won.
Second, for those of you who didn't see it in the comments yesterday, my friend thany posted a link to something that she had received from her friend Amy.
This link is terrific. This link will take you to a place in which all of the great questions of existence are answered; well, at least the ones that have to do with the question, "What if David Hasselhoff made a heavily visually edited music video about what it's like to be high?"
The answer to that question is right here.
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