"We strive to provide you with very good service."
Very good service? You're really reaching for the stars aren't you?
In addition, when I walked outside afterwards, I saw a little park that was only for employees. There was a sign that said, "Posted No Trespassing Keep Out."
What was odd to me is that "Posted" was in the largest size font, as if the actual, you know, posting, of a sign wasn't enough. No, not only did the sign have to be posted, but the sign itself had to claim that it was posted. Not to belabor the point, but THAT'S SO REDUNDANT! It's like wearing a name tag to a dinner with your wife.
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