I have a big audition tomorrow for probably the biggest and most respected theatre in the area.
The show is Fiddler on the Roof.
Because of my body type, I think that this show is my best shot to get my foot in the door over there.
For those of you who don't know what I look like, I submit an artist's rendering.
If you'll notice, I even have a gimpy foot like the guitar player from Swing Kids.
I'll be a shoe-in! (No pun intended...all right, pun intended, who am I kidding?)
And, by a shoe-in, I mean of course that those of you who are pray-ers should pray, those of you who are wish-ers should wish, and those of you who are happy thought-ers should happy thought.
That's right; I made a noun a verb. Suck it.
21 hours ago