Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Enough Is Enough, and Too Much Stinks

A robbery began the other day when a man was pelted with poop. Immediately afterwards, two women ran up to him with paper towels and offered to help clean him off. After a few moments a man appeared with even more paper towels, and also helped.

Unfortunately for the poop-ee, he had just gone to the bank to withdraw some money for a vacation that he had planned on taking. It wasn't until the man took his pants to the dry cleaners that he realized 7,500 euros ($9,554) were missing.

My first thought is that that's some vacation that he was planning. I would like to have the means some day to walk to the bank and withdraw nearly ten grand for a vacation.

Secondly, how clever are these thieves? They must have watched the man go into the bank, realized how much money he was taking out, and quickly hatched the fecal plan. However, the fact that they had paper towels leads me to believe that they knew that he was going to take that money out, so perhaps there was an aspect of premeditation to it.

I hope that we'll find out more information...in the end.


Thany said...

...in the end...hee hee hee.

Analyst Catalyst said...

hee hee hee. :)