What if, when food had been left out for too long, instead of it going bad in the sense that if you ate it it made you sick, it went bad in the sense that it liked to engage in petty crimes?
For example, I imagine a person would be woken up in the middle of the night with this conversation:
*Knock Knock Knock*
AC: Wuh? Who's there?
Pizza: It's me, the pizza. You left me out.
AC: Dangit! What do you want?
Pizza: I need some dough so that I can impress the spaghetti sauce. Let's go knock over the liquor store.
AC: I'm not sure I wish to engage in that type of activity.
Pizza: Well, you should have thought about that before you left me out.
AC: I hate you, Pizza.
Pizza: I hate you too, AC.
At the very least, I think that this type of crime drama could run in syndication on the UPN. What else do they have on there anyway?
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