A Note from the Management

I have my audition for The Gr*nch tonight, and I am very, very nervous. This exemplifies itself in my body by turning my hands icy cold

So, if any of you ever notice I have cold hands, it doesn't mean that I have a warm heart. It means that you scare the already used for nutritonal purposes former foodstuffs out of me.

But, back to topic, if any one sees this and wants to shoot some happy thoughts my way at about seven thirty tonight, it would sincerely be appreciated.

Yours truly,
AC