My girlfriend wrote me a text message this morning that said that the man that I talked about here was smoking a cigar while he was walking down the street this morning.
Good for you, smiley man! I shall hereafter refer to you as Smiles. I don't think that I want to live in a country where people cannot freely smoke a cigar while walking down the street and smiling at 8:30 in the morning.
Thank you Smiles, for taking advantage of that liberty.
2 hours ago