And another thing

Poor Lex Luthor! I just feel like he should start saying, "Would somebody PLEASE give me the benefit of the doubt?"

Also, unrelatedly, if you really needed to get into a database to do your work so that the customers stop being upset with you, but you keep getting an error message when trying to enter the aforementioned database, how frustrated would you be? I would like answers in a "How many infants would you kill to get it to work" format.