Thursday, February 09, 2006

An Open Letter to the Gambling Community

Dear Gamblers of the World:

My girlfriend recently received a bonus for a job well done at work. It was my suggestion to take it to the nearest casino, put it on black, and then have twice as much of a bonus. This was a suggestion to which she refused to acquiesce.

How can I convince her?

Analyst Catalyst


Anonymous said...

Analyst, Try holding you're breath and stomping your feet.

Anonymous said...

Gambling is the Devil's soup. Everyone who eats it goes to hell. Twice.

Anonymous said...

Slap her. Girls hate that.