I went to the gym last night and weighed. My new weight: 253! That's down three pounds in as many days! That's incredible! I will perhaps have to continue the experiment another week to see if I can keep the weight loss going, although I have a sneaking suspicion that my metabolism will slow down to a grinding halt if I continue this intense of a low calorie diet, and then I will be not eating what I want to AND not losing weight, which would be the worst of both worlds. But for now, I'm content to give it a go for another week, although for lunch today I will be having a sandwich and some soup in celebration of the weight lost (which is, of course, the dumbest way to celebrate weight loss: by eating).
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