There was about a day back there when we couldn't print the invoices that we send to our customers because our printer was out of toner. We got a new toner cartridge, but now it leaves BIG FREAKING BLACK MARKS ALL OVER THE INVOICE!
How this must come off to the customers is something like, "Uh, can you give us thousands and thousands of dollars? Don't worry about those black marks, they're not important; we're entirely legit."
3 hours ago