Thursday, February 23, 2006

An Open Letter to All People, Everywhere

Dear Sirs and Madams:

Inasmuch as it is a viable option given where you live and how you like to exercise, please strongly consider not choosing 24 Fitness as your gym. Their employees are liars, and they will pass the buck as soon as make one.

If you have already chosen 24 Fitness, I offer you my condolences.

Love,

Analyst Catalyst

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