Monday, February 20, 2006

Not to be a fanboy, but...

I'm turning into a fanboy. The gf has taken up loving the television show Smallville, and I, therefore, have taken up loving the television show Smallville. Luckily, her roommate has purchased seasons 1-4, which means that we get to watch all of them. We are only on season two, but it's a pretty fun watch for the most part, except for the fact that I hate the main character. I have illustrated this thought below:

Seriously, Clark Kent is stuck in Smallville with two super attractive girls, and either one of them would take him in a heartbeat if only he'd grow some cajones.

See attached math problems.
1) + = FREAKING HOT!!!

2) + = ALSO FREAKING HOT!!!

I understand that later on in the series there is another young lady that could also be the object of his affection, and still he's a big doof of a losery loser boy, which is similar to any author of any blog who posts about something as trivial as this. See the next equation 3:

3) +blog+too much time=big doof of a losery loser boy.

In case anyone's still reading, it just makes me furious! Pick one of them! They're hot! You're Hot! Be hot together!

That is all.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bryan, I've been watching that show for years now, and over all it great. You're going to be getting into a slump around season three, but four and five are amazing. -Staso

Kristanne said...

I aplauded when it looked like Lana was going to die a few episods ago. Nothing against Lana but at least they would both stop being stupid! Do love the show though.

Analyst Catalyst said...

UGH! I just got to the end of the second season where he runs off to Metropolis with the red stone and screws everything up. I hope he gets neither of them now! What a doof.