Not to be a fanboy, but...

I'm turning into a fanboy. The gf has taken up loving the television show Smallville, and I, therefore, have taken up loving the television show Smallville. Luckily, her roommate has purchased seasons 1-4, which means that we get to watch all of them. We are only on season two, but it's a pretty fun watch for the most part, except for the fact that I hate the main character. I have illustrated this thought below:

Seriously, Clark Kent is stuck in Smallville with two super attractive girls, and either one of them would take him in a heartbeat if only he'd grow some cajones.

See attached math problems.
1) + = FREAKING HOT!!!

2) + = ALSO FREAKING HOT!!!

I understand that later on in the series there is another young lady that could also be the object of his affection, and still he's a big doof of a losery loser boy, which is similar to any author of any blog who posts about something as trivial as this. See the next equation 3:

3) +blog+too much time=big doof of a losery loser boy.

In case anyone's still reading, it just makes me furious! Pick one of them! They're hot! You're Hot! Be hot together!

That is all.