And I'm not talking about mixing all of the different types of soda at the buffet (except for diet: that would be gross).
Take one part me being trained for a new position that I just don't understand yet, add two parts of the person who used to fill this position getting trained for a new position and not having time to train me, and bring to a boil with a customer calling four times today requesting something that we usually get to them much earlier in the month and saying things like, "It never used to take this long before" and "You'll get it done by close of business? How about in five minutes?"
Serve over ice, and just shoot me in the back of the head already.
2 hours ago