Pat Sajak

I was going to post on how Pat Sajak's skin is very tight, and when he smiles on Wheel of Fortune, he looks kind of like what I would imagine a troll would look like when said troll was asking me for my bag of gold as I tried to pass over his bridge. But, in doing some research to make fun of the man, I learned that he had served in the military in Vietnam for a couple of years. Because he is a veteran, I opted against it.

That is all.