Uh,

This man ran into and damaged his own vehicle with a city owned vehicle, and then sued himself, (well, actually the city) to pay for the damages. When lawyers told him, "Uh, chief, you can't sue yourself," he got his wife to sue for him. What's more, she is suing for more money than he was suing for because, according to the article, "I'm not as nice as my husband is."

What in tarnation is going on here? You goober, you hit your own stinking car. What's more, this whole lawsuit makes me want to hit you in the back of the head, and then sue you for hurting my hand.

Mmm...genius. Soon I will be rich.