Here is a copy of the check that I won from the Minnesota state lottery when I was in the airport on a layover. I really like that it has a duck on it.
So, to all you people who say that you never win anything gambling, here is proof to the contrary. I got this on the first scratcher that I purchased in the airport, and when I won, I hurriedly went to buy another.
Did I win with that one, you ask?
Well, children, let's just say that I'm square with the great state of Minnesota.
13 hours ago