Customer: I need you to change the addresses of where our company receives its invoices.
Me: That will be no problem. What customer is this for?
Customer: Asinine Industries.*
Me: Asinine Industries? (Checks database) Oh, actually it doesn't look like we serve that customer any more.
Customer: What?
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you guys went to a different service provider.
Customer: (Silence, until) Can you change them anyways?
Me: What?
Customer: Can you change the addresses anyways?
Me: (Brief pause) Sure. I'll get right on that.
Customer: Thanks.
*Name changed to protect my behind.
2 hours ago
5 comments:
could you change my billing address too please? thanks.
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
Oh sweet I've been looking for someone who does this kind of thing. I actually just need you to change my delivery address so I can get my Entertainment Weeklys again. Thanks.
SM
Yes yes, Mr. Me. I will soon be taking care of that for you.
That is a crack up! Omigosh some people that call during the day just leave me in wonder... wow... there are really people like this one out there... wow...
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