Dear Gamblers of the World:
My girlfriend recently received a bonus for a job well done at work. It was my suggestion to take it to the nearest casino, put it on black, and then have twice as much of a bonus. This was a suggestion to which she refused to acquiesce.
How can I convince her?
Love,
Analyst Catalyst
7 hours ago
3 comments:
Analyst, Try holding you're breath and stomping your feet.
Gambling is the Devil's soup. Everyone who eats it goes to hell. Twice.
Slap her. Girls hate that.
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